this is my life
What is this guys name ??
Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."-(via sureth-ng)
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
our education system fucking sucks
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs