one of my favorite jokes of all time
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"